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Flash News…

Hi all,

This is a very HOT news…
I thought i should also cover this news; as all the news channels are covering only this HOT news 24/7, they no longer care abt Dengu which spreading like a Wildfire in the Capital or abt alarming cases Chikungunya in the country…

All they want is to be the first person to cover “Bradgelina”(Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie) . Bradgelina are reported to be Pune to shoot for a new movie in which Angelina Jolie is doing a lead role.

The media has been hovering around the place like bees around the beehive. They are all over the place. They have cameramen standing in front of every possible window. Yeah, even the bathroom window is under surveillance, i wonder wht do Bradgelina do differently in their bathroom, mebbe they S**T from their mouth…. yuuuucccckkkkkk

Also Suddenly there has been a sudden rise in the number of auto-rickshaws in Pune. These rickshaws are not the ordinary ones tht we daily use; these are Elite ones.
They have all the amenities one could never think of…
The ppl who drive these auto-rickshaws are very noticeable, they don only branded clothes along with the most expensive watches & perfumes and speak fluent English, with an American-Tamil/Pujabi/Bhaiya/Malalayam/etc… accent

The following in an exclusive report from PUNE:-

According to reports, IT industries have complained that suddenly most their employees have not reported to their offices from last Sunday. The senior management is very concerned with this sudden disappearance of their employees. They had asked the local polic to look into the matter.

The local police reported saying,”That most of the I.T. employees fantasize abt Angelina being their wife/G.F & are BIG fans of Angelina Joile & since she is in town they are eager to catch a glimpse of her. So, most of these Software Professionals have leased auto-rickshaws from the local auto-drivers & modified it remarkably & are driving it around the Hotel Bradgelina are staying. With a hope that they might get a chance to meet their favourite star, when the next time she decides to go sight seeing in an Auto-Rickshaw…

😀 😀

Hope Drives the World…

Thanks for your precious time viewers, i gotta go, my train to Pune will be leaving in an hours time 😀 .
See u there guys….


  1. HP
    October 11, 2006 at 7:11 am

    oh oh…Two posts in two Days!!
    Tussi to chha gaye ho 😀

    Yeah..Me too watching this whole Bradgelina episode with mild amusement/irritation…
    I like Angelina too but this whole papaarazui thing is beyond comprehension to me…

    neways, now I know the real reason for Asif not going to his office daily …
    Kurt, Look out for Asif in a dhinchaak auto 😀


  2. HP
    October 11, 2006 at 7:12 am

    I meant Paparazzi 🙂

  3. October 11, 2006 at 7:57 am


    Thanks man…
    Was getting bored here, so just cooked up something. tht’s it

    #As If
    Rent an auto for me too dude… 😀
    HP claims tht u r the union leader for dhinchaak autos out there, especially for Bradgelina.


  4. October 11, 2006 at 10:39 am

    Oye HP tu aaj auto chalane nahin aaya, mujhe Brangelina ko dekhne jaana tha. Itne paise laga ke auto kharida tha aur fir tujhe Bombay se bhi bulwaya tha, ab mera auto kaun chalaega.

    Kurt, there’s a vacancy for a driver, I offer you the post, would pay more than patni does, plus next one month tak roz Angelina ke darshan. Ok I’ll further sweeten the offer unke Sindhi society mein rehne ka intazaam kar deta hoon, wahi jaha shooting ho rahi hai.

    HP u r fired, ab sado patni mein.

  5. HP
    October 11, 2006 at 10:51 am

    @As If,

    I had told you to install that dhinchaak sound system in the auto that will play for me the Himesh and Bhojpuri songs…But you didnt listen to me…So, I am better off speeding on Mumbai’s roads…And apna side job hain hi WCS mein..So, no probs…

    Waise, tu ab auto chala ke thak gaya hoga..Aaram kar le..Angelina ke bodyguard ne maara to nahin na 😀


  6. October 11, 2006 at 11:52 am

    #As If
    I must admit your offer is very tempting, but i cant come, coz i dont have a driving license… 😦

    hey dude get over Himees, he’s past.
    Am glad tht ur r hooked on to Bhojpuri Songs, coz they are the IN THING…


  7. Snehal
    October 12, 2006 at 5:04 am

    so u remember the bhojpuri songs dude….
    Arre babu…. *********** Still remember tht night.

    Nice analysis. Dud wot r u doin in clearcase.I guess u shud get more invloved in IBM Rational Analysis and Design. Then mayb u can design a new auto… (Know this was very pathetic. Dont wanna invite ne further comments on this).
    BTw u also forgot tht htere cud be ppl who are fantasise abt Brad. Just made u think abt this point. I dont hav nething to do wid it

  8. HP
    October 12, 2006 at 5:44 am


    How can we forget that auto ride..You should upload the songs somewhere..It would be fun…


  9. October 12, 2006 at 5:57 am

    # Snehal

    yeah rite, i guess i shuld try all the Rational products… one by one…
    abt the auto part, improve man improve, try to raise your level…
    Abt Brad Pitt,
    I thought abt tht, but then decided against it, coz most of the female I.T. resources in Pune are from Down South (tht’s wht i heard) & most of them would prefer Ranjni / Chiranjivee over Brad… 😀

    Neways we never asked you abt ur fantasise 😛


  10. mattu
    October 12, 2006 at 6:21 am

    hey well yeah…
    this is weird, channels do nething for their trp..
    bt its ok…….it’s all a money game!
    who gives a f to dengue? at least these beasts don’t!

  11. HP
    October 12, 2006 at 9:41 am


    I think the news channels have covered dengue and all in detail. Infact, I was being a bit overwhelmed by the whole coverage whenever I was seeing the news channels and that is very rare 🙂

    And btw, what this big deal abt chickens and birds..First bird flu, now chikungunya and what not…
    What abt vegeterians, When ever will we have pannergunya,gobi-flu and all 😀

    btw, a link about Brad and Jolie in Pune


  12. October 13, 2006 at 4:18 am

    Man where were u???
    After a long time i have seen u cracking a good joke….
    Keep it up dude…


  13. HP
    October 13, 2006 at 5:02 am


    aah..My sense of humour had gone for a vacation. Its back now 🙂


  14. Ziom
    October 13, 2006 at 10:51 am

    # Kurt
    am thinking of commenting on all ur post since i’ve nothing left to do, so here u go

    first thing first its Brangelina not Bradgelina
    and i too would like to go to pune to catch a glimpse of them but i think Burhanpur will be much better.
    also did’nt found any mention of their kid Maddox over here

  15. October 13, 2006 at 8:36 pm


    Good to see you man….
    Thanks for the correction dude….
    As rightly mentioned, there is no mention of Maddox, coz my reporters didn’t inform me abt it….
    Also y would any one even look @ Maddox, when they are only interested in Angelina/ Bradd….


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