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Kkkkkya karega CrorePati???

Hi ppl,

Its been long time since i posted something on my blog, this post is just to keep my WordPress account active… πŸ˜€

As you all know few weeks back Star started airing Kaun Banega CrorePati? once again. This time around it is being compered by none other than King Khan himself & mind you all he is doing a good job. Unlike Big B, Mr. Khan has a different approach towards his participants. SRK with his hyperactive persona is delivering a kick-ass performance day after day.(i hate myself for saying this…)

Now my post here is not abt SRK or his performance on stage. Its abt this question he keeps asking to all his participants when they are about to join him on the HOT Seat. He asks them, “Wht will they do with 2 crore rupees??” and the answers given by participants are really intresting.

My question is the same,”What will you do if you win 2 crore rupees??

Imagine you are sitting on the HOT Seat & have just answered the 15th Question for 2 crore rupees.

SRK:- Mr/Miss.* apka jawab 2 crore rupiyon ke liye hai option D.
Mr/Miss.*:- yes
SRK:- Are u sure? u can leave this game, if u want.
Mr/Miss.*:- No, just freeze it.
SRK:- Ok, Computerji Option D ko freeze kiya jaye
Mr/Miss.*:- (bitting his nails….)
SRK:- (sigh….)
Mr/Miss.*:- (even more nevrous…)
SRK:- y did u not select option A?
Mr/Miss.*:- i think option D is right
SRK:- But…. option D is….
Mr/Miss.*:- is….
SRK:- Mr.* am soooo sorry but option D is…..
Mr/Miss.*:- (blank look on his face)
SRK:- is….. the right answer…… CONGRATULATIONS…. you have won 2 crore rupees
Mr/Miss.*:- Thank you SRK, i would also like to thank audience for their support
SRK:- com’on Mr/Miss.* give me a hug….


Hope to see some crappy & wacky comments…

njoi,
Kurt

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  1. February 8, 2007 at 11:32 am

    #Kurt,

    I happened to c an episode where a lady ; professor by profession refused to hug SRK.
    nd to add to that she maintained very serious conversation with SRK through out the questions.

    SRK too cracked in some jokes to keep up the fight.

    She won an amount of 12,50,000 /-.

    nd wen finally the time arrived to hand over the cheque , SRK levelled the fight by hugging and handing over the cheque to the lady’s mother
    instead of the lady

    hmm !!! 2 crore rupayon ka main kya karunga ?? hmm !!!!! ……. still thinking …… hmm !!!!! ….. πŸ™‚

    Chow,
    Abhi.

  2. February 8, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    #Abhi

    Even i saw tht episode, SRK showed a good presence of mind & the final blow was a good one.
    But ur answer is not wht is expected?? come up with somethin good…

    njoi,
    Kurt

  3. Snehal
    February 8, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    first i will ask SK to say the immortal line
    SRK : Mr/Miss * you hav created history…….

    As winnings on gameshow are taxed by the government to the tune of 44% take the rest of the money and …. and…….
    and……(still thinking)

    PS : mayb announce a bounty on ur head

  4. February 8, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    #Snehal

    Yeah i forgot tht, but on second thoughts it was Big B’s lingo & SRK wont have copied it.
    He would have rather said: “Mmmmmmmmmmmm Mr/Miss.* you have done it….”

    Good idea beta…..
    But if you give me tht much money, i’ll myself send you my head after 2 years…. πŸ™‚

    njoi,
    Kurt

  5. HP
    February 8, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    1) I will take an unpaid leave and go for an all-India trip.

    2) Go with my parents for an all-India trip.

    2) Buy a farm-house in Konkan and Alibaug.

    3) Buy a house in Goa.

    4) Visit Japan/South Korea and buy all the electronic items that I can lay my hands on.

    5) Will try to watch a match live in the Football/Cricket World Cup.

    6) Visit Stanford Park.

    7) Give a party to my friends.

    8) Visit the Bahamas/West Indies/Hawaai.

    This is just a temporary list. If I remember more, I will add it here πŸ˜€

    I am sure that the above list will require more money than the one that I will receive in KBC but what the heck πŸ™‚

    btw, Kurt, what would you do?

    Cheers,
    HP

  6. February 8, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    # KKKKKurt:

    I shall leave patni first…then I shall decide what to do….

  7. February 8, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    # HP

    I was waiting for someone to start, so that i could follow. Thanks for the invitation anyways.

    1) Treat my friends
    2) Go for a long holiday.
    3) Buy jerseys (read Original Jerseys) πŸ˜€
    4) Ask Madame Tussade to built my wax statue (since everybody is getting one made )
    5) Buy 2 Auto rickshaw & 2 Taxi
    6) Go on an Apple buying spree…. πŸ˜€

    Tht’s it for now, let others also contribute. I dont want to be blamed tht i stole their idea…. πŸ™‚

    njoi,
    Kurt

  8. mattu
    February 9, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    people…
    @HP
    it’s 2 Crore Rupees sweety and not 2 Crore Dollars…so kindly make ur list more believable..

    @Kurt
    since am fukat so i am pointing out a spelling mistake here…that gives me more pleasure than winning 2 crore RUPEES(yes HP not dollars) … it’s biting and not bitting πŸ˜‰

    @SRK
    if i were to win 2 crore rupees (not dollars- i shall answer dollars later) … i will make the downpayment of a flat opposite SRK in bandra! πŸ™‚ and in csae it were 2 crore dollars(as per HP)…then a house in french riveira… πŸ˜€

    @Abhi
    i absolutely loooved the way SRK embarassed the fat lady!

  9. mattu
    February 9, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    *case

  10. Snehal
    February 9, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    @mattu

    U made a spelling mistake.
    tis the french riviera

    @Kurt
    Give my birthday party in the th Taj (read !midnight buffet – normal hours )
    and pay shahrukh for a special appearance to dance on the song –
    Karle karle tu ek sawaal

    as fro the apples – If u gonna eat all the apples tht u buy u gonna hav one big upset stomach!!! πŸ˜€

  11. February 9, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    @Sneh
    believe me i typed riviera first!!!
    newez now tht u’re not gonna buy wht am saying…..i shall leave it rt here..
    @HP
    where art thou? shakespeare waiteth for thou! (whtever tht meant!?!?!?!)

  12. February 9, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    btw escream is me folks-mattu!
    πŸ™‚ yeah i registered with wordpress— wanna write a few stuffs!

  13. HP
    February 9, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    Matz,

    Yeah..I did add a disclaimer below that the things will cost me much more πŸ˜€

    A House in Bandra…hmmn..You mean right next to Bandstand…So, can we gather there for some gazing..err..I mean gazing at the sea πŸ˜€

    And, french riviera…Wine and all that..Cool..
    btw, why the blog name is escreams??

    Cheers,
    HP

  14. February 9, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    @HP
    plz check it out……………… and then comment there…..i don’t wanna divert all traffic to kurt’s blog!

  15. February 9, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    # Abhi
    Hope u have made up ur mind till now??

    #Matz
    Thanks for the correction, but u could have given a better answer than a Bandra Flat or the French whtever @#@#$@

    #Snehal
    Tht’s the best u can come up wid??

    #HP
    You could have also said tht “i’ll get permanent HAIR BRAIDING done”
    no offense meant… πŸ™‚

    #escream (Whtever tht means)
    Stop popularizing ur blog on my post….

    njoi,
    Kurt

  16. February 9, 2007 at 5:05 pm

    haha..
    Kurt,

    They say if someone loves you dearly, then one should set them free. If they come back, then they are yours and if not, then they were never yours in the first place πŸ˜€

    So, I have set my hair free to go..hehe..Sorry..Don’t hit me for this..

    Cheers,
    HP

  17. February 9, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    #HP
    u watching a lot of Bollywood movies these days???
    It was a fully filmi dailouge….Sahi hai

    I hope they return before rest of your Hair falls away…. πŸ˜€

    njoi,
    Kurt

  18. February 12, 2007 at 5:15 pm

    @Kurt
    escream essentially means electronic scream…like an email? like an escream πŸ˜‰ i was actually gonna have it as i-scream πŸ˜‰ newez the innovative me settled for escream…..

    @HP
    i think u are getting carried away with the valentines ka mausam…plz remember most of us are singles out here(in one or another way) so kindly cut ur “set free wait until come back” crap sumwher else!!!! (this one was fer missing my burde!!!) :X

  19. HP
    February 13, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    @Kurt,

    btw, I am not sure if hair-braiding is used to grow more hair or anything like that. It’s for ppl who have abundant hair, I guess …

    @Matz,

    Common! How can I forget your birthday…Just that I could not find your number on time to wish you πŸ™‚

    btw, Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day!!
    Enjoy this new year with your tatkaal passport πŸ˜€

    Cheers,
    HP

  20. February 14, 2007 at 9:30 am

    #Mattu
    escream really sucks….. you could have done much better….
    u know that….

    #HP
    Am really sorry, i meant Hair Weaving & not Braiding πŸ™‚

    # Ppl
    Wish you all a very HAPPY VALENTINE’s DAY….

    njoi,
    Kurt

  21. February 14, 2007 at 9:52 am

    @kurt
    u mean happy valentine’s day? wish u the same!

  22. February 14, 2007 at 11:26 am

    #Mattu
    Wht r u trying to say???
    didn’t get u….
    actually am getting dumber day-by-day….

    njoi,
    Kurt

  23. February 14, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    @Kurt
    duh i corrected ur happy valentine day to happy valentin’es day πŸ˜›

  24. February 14, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    *valentine’s

  25. February 14, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    @Kurt
    my apologies..i guess am reading wrong.more than reqd! i dint read ur ‘s after VALENTINE….silly me—my eyes

  26. February 14, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    #Mattu
    Its ok dear, it happens….
    i accept ur apologies… πŸ™‚

    njoi,
    Kurt

  27. March 13, 2007 at 8:47 am

    do u guys know..that whatever money the contestants win on KBC…30.6 % is deducted in tax…is it fair..

    Any ways want to earn while blogging..do drop in:)

  28. June 12, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    well it was fine…i jst cam here bcoz i lov srk

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