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March 25, 2008 6 comments

Hi ppl,

It’s been long since I posted something. Big thanks to RJ who asked me to co-author his blog has got me all charged up (lets see how long the charge lasts…) & I decided to pen down my own blog, but the real reason is, read on…

After a brief Vanvas, when I returned home(to my WordPress account) & was browsing thru to get a feel of my blog; incidentally my eyes fell on the link called Blog Stats on my Dashboard(it was my fav link for timepass during my young blogging days, i religiously checked tht link everyday). More abt the link; in WordPress they have this facility where you can see your blog stats; under the link they show no. of visitors, no. of links to your site, no. of unique hits to your site & keywords used by users to reach your blog. The keywords really took me by suprise & I decided tht i should let ppl know wht keywords to use, when they are searching for my blog. 😉

Here’s terms used by ppl to find my blog are:

  • mtv roadies bani
  • bani mtv roadies
  • gurbani judge
  • mtv roadie bani
  • rodie sonam
  • mtv roadies blog
  • gurbani+roadies
  • mtv roadies: bani
  • baani + mtv + roadies
  • gurbani judge
  • roadies bani
  • mtv roadies 4 participants
  • rupali roadie
  • bani mtv roadies
  • roopali roadie

I guess the main reason for this recent popularity of my site is coz of MTV’s latest show, MTV Roadies 5.0. Just bcoz their latest show sucks so badly, that ppl(especially guys) are still looking for last year’s Roadies. 🙂
I really feel sad for all the people who search/google these terms in hope of finding some useful info or atleast a photo of the above mentioned gals. But sadly they end up on my site… 😦
After this post the number of searches are going to increase by atleast two folds, i guess…

For ppl who were patient to read the entire post:
Guys/gals there are some good posts in here. 😀
I also have a lot of friends who real good writers, check their links on the right side of the page under Friendly Blogs.

njoi,
Kurt

P.S.: Am really sorry Roadie readers, i didn’t mean to disappoint you, but you can find more info on MTV Roadie

Categories: Bullshit, Misc, Whatever

MTV Roadies…

February 16, 2007 28 comments

Hi guys,

I know this post has come out very late, but its “Better late than Never”.
So here it goes:

A post on MTV Roadies.

Its been four years since this show started & i feel this year (read 4th year) was the best. By best i mean it had right amount mirch-masala to get me hooked on to it rite till the end; last but by no means least were the participants or Roadies (as they are called). Even tasks which were performed by the Roadies were interesting.

There are 13 roadies in the start, but only one can win the Crown. To be a roadie you dont have to be beautiful/handsome, here you are supposed to be mean, manipulative & alweyz be ready to use all the dirty tricks in the book to pin down your opponents.

Of all the roadies, there was one roadie who stood out from the rest & that was Gurbani Judge(a.k.a. BANI) (for those who don’t know her can close their browser window… #@$@#$@#). She might have not won the Roadie Title, but she has surely won a million hearts. All the roadies tried their best to kick her out, but fate (or producers) wanted something else. She would somehow escape every vote-out by a whisker & finally emerged as the runner-up & rest of the participants could only abuse & bitch abt her. Best thing abt Bani was her “I dont care” attitude. She never gave a fuck abt wht others thought abt her… (jst like me…) 😀

Moving ahead; the second roadie i liked most is Rupali/Roopali….. Man she is soooo cute, i just love her chubby cheeks & the way she irritated my first love BANI. She was also a tough contender for the Crown, until she was knocked out of the show by BANI. I felt so bad when she was out, tht i ate 2 times of my regular dinner… 😦

Next on the Like list are Sonam, Sahil, Anthony & Raj… These ppl where also good & were great competitors.

Now the Hate List , guess wht POONAM rules the roost, i hate her from bottom of my everything. I dont wanna vent out my feelings abt her on this Family Blog, but by now u ppl must hav a clue of wht i feel abt her.

All in all it was an entertaining show to watch, without ur parents ofcourse…
I hope I did mention tht Anthony won the Crown and he’s MTV‘s Roadie 4 winner.

For Die-Hard BANI fans, this is Bani’s profile on Orkut.
Roopali’s profile on Orkut

njoi,
Kurt

Dooooom Bachaaleee…

December 5, 2006 7 comments

Hi all,

This post is a review about a latest film that hit theatres few weeks back. I happened to watch this movie and I was/am so bugged with it that I decided to write abt it.

The movie abt which am talking here is Dhoom: 2

Abt the movie:
The start of the movie itself is mind blowing. Hrithik (whoz one of the lead protragonists) is shown as Queen of England and then the thief Hrithik comes sky diving and lands on the train (got confused 🙂 , good) and then somehow gets inside the train, steals The Queens Crown dressed as the Queen of England  and then somehow gets out of the train. Once back on the roof of the train, he uses his skateboard (yes, my frenz Skateboard) to fight the Queens Guards. At last he jumps of the train that was all this time was running through a desert. Then he disappears into the desert. He is shown skating on the sand(God only knows how he managed to reach home).


Meanwhile our cops (Jr. AB & Uday) are busy busting a drug racket. The action scenes here are so astounding that they keep you on the edge of your seat (I too was on the edge of the seat, but I was about to fall down laughing).
Summary on the action scenes: – Uday jumps onto the boat with his bike from nowhere – while the goons are going to blow his head off – AB jr. comes out of water where he was hiding all this time (wonder how did he manage to breathe underwater without any Oxygen cylinder) – once out of water, he just cleans house by killing all the goons one by one… phewww its tough being a Cop in Bollywood. 😀

Now after The Great Train Robbery which happened Overseas, we have a Bombshell Cop (read Bips) who has been chasing “Mr. A”(Hrithik’s reel name) for more than 2 yrs and she is still clueless abt Mr. A (from when did our Cops start working on International Assignments). Apparently she joins our city police team (I don’t know for what reason) and they all(read our city police) seem to be interested in this international thief (no idea whatsoever, may be he too has a prize on his head like our Gabbar Singh…). While Bips is giving out details abt Mr. A, our Super Cop (Jr. AB) has deciphered all the actions of Mr. A & also tells other cops tht his next robbery is gonna be in Mumbai. (His brain works faster than a computer).

Now Mr. A successfully robs the diamond from the Museum & gets away with gravity defying stunts, looking @ him (Mr. A) run around with all the gadgets u’ll feel that he had lesser powers in Krrrrrrish… 😀 and more gadgets than James Bond. One of his gadgets is a magnetic field generating glove .How he uses it to get away is a scene in itself . Now the super cop has Plan B in his mind to trap Mr. A, he somehow gets Ash (a.ka. Sunehri) to team up with Fu…nny Guy (yeah tht’s what she calls Mr.A). Ash is working as a Tipper for the Super Cop (Voila! The Super Cop is full of brains…). Now once together they train, plan together for their next ransack. In this process they ……… guess maaro yaaron…. Yes they FALL IN LOVE… hurray hurray.

Now the next 30 minutes or so, we had to guess how the previous scene is related to the present scene. Total Chaos,

  1. In one scene Ash & Mr. A dressed as Dwarfs plan to rob some age-old coins from a museum.
  2. In the next scene computer generated spiders are running all around & this creates panic among the tourists.
  3. They manage to escape by becoming children. (Yes, they are show as kids using computer graphics of course.) But how the hell did they lose their height & weight???
  4. Now Ash ditches Super Cop & joins Mr. A(remember they are in LOVE). Super Cop swears tht he’ll hunt both of them down.
  5. Suddenly you see Ash & Mr. A on a bike and out of nowhere a police Chopper comes in & starts following them.
  6. The things that happen after that can’t be explained in words… My heart bleed watching each scene.

That’s it in the end Super Cop catches Mr. A & Ash as he had promised. Now Mr.A asks Ash to shoot him, coz he doesn’t wanna be caught & as a good Indian girl she obeys her partner’s orders and kills him (Now u’ll think thts the end, rite?? But nope 😦 ). Now the cop leaves Ash & does not arrest her (for some useless reason). The Super Cop has something in his mind & he keeps following Ash & when she finally meets Mr. A (surprise surprise, yeah he’s alive, the bullets were fake) Super cop comes out & spoils their cozy meeting. Now Mr. A has turned into a Saint after he fell in love with Ash & decides to surrender himself & all his loot. But the Super Cop who has a Golden heart leaves Mr. A free & only takes away his “watch” (Yes, the watch had all the data about his loot). Yes this movie has a Happy Ending unlike its predecessor.

I must admit the only saving grace in the whole movie were the chicks “Ash & Bips(I still wonder what was her role??)”, Hrithik & the Body Builder (Uday), his comic timing was good (for a change).


njoi,
Kurt


P.S.: Some inputs were taken from Mr. Snehal who was responsible for booking tickets for me in the first place…

Categories: Misc, social, Whatever

Flash News…

October 11, 2006 15 comments

Hi all,

This is a very HOT news…
I thought i should also cover this news; as all the news channels are covering only this HOT news 24/7, they no longer care abt Dengu which spreading like a Wildfire in the Capital or abt alarming cases Chikungunya in the country…

All they want is to be the first person to cover “Bradgelina”(Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie) . Bradgelina are reported to be Pune to shoot for a new movie in which Angelina Jolie is doing a lead role.

The media has been hovering around the place like bees around the beehive. They are all over the place. They have cameramen standing in front of every possible window. Yeah, even the bathroom window is under surveillance, i wonder wht do Bradgelina do differently in their bathroom, mebbe they S**T from their mouth…. yuuuucccckkkkkk

Also Suddenly there has been a sudden rise in the number of auto-rickshaws in Pune. These rickshaws are not the ordinary ones tht we daily use; these are Elite ones.
They have all the amenities one could never think of…
The ppl who drive these auto-rickshaws are very noticeable, they don only branded clothes along with the most expensive watches & perfumes and speak fluent English, with an American-Tamil/Pujabi/Bhaiya/Malalayam/etc… accent

The following in an exclusive report from PUNE:-

According to reports, IT industries have complained that suddenly most their employees have not reported to their offices from last Sunday. The senior management is very concerned with this sudden disappearance of their employees. They had asked the local polic to look into the matter.

The local police reported saying,”That most of the I.T. employees fantasize abt Angelina being their wife/G.F & are BIG fans of Angelina Joile & since she is in town they are eager to catch a glimpse of her. So, most of these Software Professionals have leased auto-rickshaws from the local auto-drivers & modified it remarkably & are driving it around the Hotel Bradgelina are staying. With a hope that they might get a chance to meet their favourite star, when the next time she decides to go sight seeing in an Auto-Rickshaw…

😀 😀

Hope Drives the World…

Thanks for your precious time viewers, i gotta go, my train to Pune will be leaving in an hours time 😀 .
See u there guys….

njoi,
Kurt

visiting APPLE everyday, keeps kurt @ bay…

September 15, 2006 9 comments

Hi all,

I hope most of you are aware tht Apple has launched a modified version of iPod Shuffle recently (click here to have a dekko @ the new iPod Shuffle). The new Shuffle is supposed to hit the market this October.
This is a small tribute to Apple. I found it while going thru youtube.

 

Also, Steve Jobs introduced Apple iTV last week @ Arts Theater in San Francisco. iTV will be competing with Window Media Center.
If you wanna have a look @ d video, the link is here.... Check it Out

njoi,
Kurt

Categories: Misc, Random, social, Society, Whatever

A tribute to Steve Irwin… – The Crocodile Man

September 8, 2006 7 comments

Hi all,

A small tribute to Steve Irwin from my side…

Steve Irwin

Croc's - Steve Irwin

Crocodile Tears- Steve Irwin

Croc Crying - Steve Irwin

Stingray - Steve Irwin

njoi,
Kurt

ne hub on???

August 18, 2006 8 comments

Hi to all my blogger/ non-blogger frenz,

This is a small story about how i hit a jackpot….

Lights, Camera, Pepsodent 🙂 :-

I had brought a brand new P.C. a few weeks back & it has a huge & spacious hard-disk, to be very precise its 160 gb. So now i was on a mission to fill the hard-disk to the max & i knew it was a hard job. I started mailing ppl who were in my locality to share some movies & songs with me. One of my freind readily agreed to it.

We decided to come online @ the sametime so that i could explain the steps to her. But she came with a new idea, she asked me, “Do you have ‘IP Msgr‘ installed on my machine?”. I couldn’t believe my ears, she was talking about the same messenger which is the back-bone of many in my office & i was one of its slave when i had joined my firm 🙂 (those were the days). Luckily i had the installer for IP Messenger with me, i quickly installed it & we started our tranfer, but we couldn’t tranfer much coz the transfer speed was very poor. So, we called it quits @ 2.00 in the night.

A brief intro about IP Messenger, this msgr works as a normal messenger, its not a flashy one, as most you u might think. Its the drilled down version of Yahoo & MSN. Close to wht G-talk looks, but even G-talk is way ahead of IP Messenger. It only works on a LAN, so you cannot add ppl as u do in the rest of the messengers.

The next day was a different story, i saw around 15-16 people on my IP msgr & i knew no1 from the list, so i closed it and went back to work.
All of a sudden i got a message on my IP msgr, ne hub on???“;
i promptly replied to his message , “Which hub are u talking about? ”
The reply was ”any private hub”
I said, “how do u connect to a hub??”
he said,”Download DC++ & u r all set”
I asked, “How do i connect to a hub once i download DC++?”
He replied, “Just press ctrl+Q and key in the IP address of the Hub”
I asked. “Where will i get the Ip addr from?”
He replied, “If any one hosts a hub, they’ll circulate their IP addr, so tht other ppl can join & share stuff”.
I thanked him for helping me, coz i was doing all this for the first time.

Later in the night i got a few hub names tht i could join, and from there it was a different story. In the hub u have access to almost anything & everything. From Games to movies to songs to installers to porn, etc, etc…..
Its a heaven for all.
I was really suprised by the hub thing, coz i never expected a hub in my locality. I had heard from a fren of my abt the HUB in his network & was supposed to subscribe with his network. But somehow things didn’t workout properly & i had to go for my current network. But now am really GLAD.
i never realised tht the small message would change my life so much.

HAIL HUB!!!
HAIL DC++!!!

njoi,
Kurt

Categories: Misc, Random, Whatever